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'Corn This Way' (A Plants Vs. Zombies Parody Song)

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"Corn This Way" (Parody of Lady Gaga's "Born This Way")

My gardener told me when I was a seed,
Zombies wanna eat his brains.
He had a plan, he would defend his yard,
Using veggies, fruits, and grains.

There's undead all around the neighborhood,
Ruining a sunny day,
So now it's up to us to hold them back,
Listen to us when we say!

You'd best stay out of our way,
We're rooted here to stay,
The butter's flying, 'cuz we're
Planting corn this way!

We're not just petals and roots,
Exterminating these brutes,
We've buttered up their faces,
Planting corn this way!

Ooh, these ghouls are gonna pay,
'Cuz we're planting corn this way!
Yeah, we're planting corn this way!
Crazy Dave supplies the cobs,
As we shoot into the mobs,
Heads up, 'cuz we're planting corn this way!

Don't be undead,
Just rock the green!
Don't be undead,
Just rock the green!
Don't be undead,
Just rock the green,
Don't be...!

Get yourself sheltered and watch your yard,
As well as your pool and roof,
The zombie masses will leave your home scarred,
Just find splattered brains if you want proof.

A different defense is nothing bad,
Plants for the W-I-N.
And now the fight's on, so ready, set, grow!
Cette chanson est si bon , ce est fou!* (translation in description!)

You'd best stay out of our way,
We're rooted here to stay,
The butter's flying, 'cuz we're
Planting corn this way!

We're not just petals and roots,
Exterminating these brutes,
We've buttered up their faces,
Planting corn this way!

Ooh, these ghouls are gonna pay,
'Cuz we're planting corn this way!
Yeah, we're planting corn this way!
Crazy Dave supplies the cobs,
As we shoot into the mobs,
Heads up, 'cuz we're planting corn this way!

Don't be undead,
Just rock the green,
If you've a nut
Or lima bean!
Use garlic, walnuts, granny smith,
Whatever plants you're going with!
Whether it's day or darkest night,
Your crops are gonna win the fight,
Look proudly at those ghouls and say,
"Start running, I've got corn this way."

One zombie, two, three, or five,
You know you're gonna survive,
The butter's flying, keeping you and your yard alive!
No matter mushrooms or peas,
Sunflowers, cacti, cherries,
The butter's flying, bringing zombies down to their knees!

You'd best stay out of our way,
We're rooted here to stay,
The butter's flying, 'cuz we're
Planting corn this way!

We're not just petals and roots,
Exterminating these brutes,
We've buttered up their faces,
Planting corn this way!

Ooh, these ghouls are gonna pay,
'Cuz we're planting corn this way!
Yeah, we're planting corn this way!
Crazy Dave supplies the cobs,
As we shoot into the mobs,
Heads up, 'cuz we're planting corn this way!

Planting corn this way, hey!
Planting corn this way, hey!
The walking dead are running 'cuz there's corn this way, hey!
Planting corn this way, hey!
Planting corn this way, hey!
Zombies' heads are popping 'cuz there's corn this way, hey!
Translation for the French segment: "This song is so good, it's crazy!" Courtesy of Crazy Dave. xD

I have been working on this song for several months, and finally finished it after hitting a couple lyrical snags. Enjoy!
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