Dumb Ways to Die: Halo 3 Multiplayer Edition

Dumb Ways to Die: Halo 3 Multiplayer Edition by AhstTraotee

Shoot a rocket into a wall,
Miss a jump and take a nice long fall,
Take a no-scope to the head,
Paint your armor blue and talk to Mr. Red.

Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die,
Dumb ways to diiiiiie,
So many dumb ways to die.

Let a Mongoose mow you down,
Get spawn-camped in Ghost Town.
Killed by squeaker Hayabusa twins,
Or by those unmerciful Guardians.

Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die,
Dumb ways to diiiiiie,
So many dumb ways to die.

Get stuck by your own grenades,
Sneak up on someone as your camo fades,
Drive over your own trip mine,
Bleed to death from your ears as MLG-pros whine.

Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die,
Dumb ways to diiiiiie,
So many dumb ways to die.

Get abandoned in Capture the Flag,
Use incendiary nades and play tag,
Play Assault and fail a breach,
Lose your disc and be forced to play Halo: Reach.

Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die,
Dumb ways to diiiiiie,
So many dumb ways to die.

Walk past the turrets on Snowbound as they open fire,
Fall victim to a bitter ex-Halo 2 standbyer,
Go into a match of Grifball all alone,
Get beheaded by a renegade traffic cone,
Get banned after cussing a young player out,
And all these ways are without a doubt...

The dumbest ways to die!
Dumbest ways to die!
Dumbest ways to diiiiiie!
So many dumb,
So many dumb ways to die...